The easiest way around any problem is to shit can the Macintosh first. Secondly, place a large axe through the centre of the machine to ensure that no one will end up writing their blog on it thus polluting the net with more shite about macs and blogs.
Short and simple this one, you can acquire a real computer at any shop or online store that doesn't sell macs
This is easily achieved on most platforms, there is a graphical installer available for windows, and apt-get apache (or emerge apache for gentoo users) on the linux platform. And voila , you're finished.